Big Boss's Christmas party

I had a momentary stab of delight when I found out I was invited to Big Boss's Christmas party. Not everyone was invited, only the chosen few.

I couldn't believe I was happy just because someone invited me. Am I 16......? Gee, it looks like I will go to the prom after all- Pathetic ..............

I need to do my hair asap. Was about to pretend I had a doctor's appointment when I realize there was no point . If you come back to work with dyed hair & manicure done, it's pretty obvious where you've been.

Lets hope all this fuss is worth it...  oh I need a new outfit & shoes too !

I'm seriously pissed at getting cold calls.

They seem to call at the most inconvenient times- during meetings with my boss, meeting with important clients , having my lunch with girl friends during my meditation sessions !

One just called a while ago while I was answering an impt email - I was trying to formulate what to write as not to offend the client who was pissed at something. This woman called from some company (I wouldn't mention which company here) & ask how happy I was with their service on a scale from 1 to 10. I was so annoyed that I told her that, so it has to be one. But then I told her since I found dissatisfaction comforting it would also be a ten. She hurriedly said she'll put me down as a 10 & hung up. I've never had a cold caller hung up on me before. That's a new one.

Excuses for not driving

I’m the driver in my group. It’s  ok since my buddies sort of live close by. But one of them has just gotten married & moved to the west. She needs to get a car ! Today she came up with a list of excuses.

 It’s not the cost, it’s the speed cameras, the fines, the jams, even the “baby on board” sign is annoying her . Not forgetting the bird shit…& more bird shit… so damn hard to get off the bird shit, it stains the car.......the pedestrians that walk in front of you, eyes NEVER leaving their h/p…. and how about people who sneak into the parking lot you’ve been waiting for the past 20 mins? Red lights, old people driving like snails in front. Sports cars that zoom by, weekend cars, Malaysian cars ,motor bikes ….. & more.....

OMG….….lol….