Excuses for not driving

I’m the driver in my group. It’s  ok since my buddies sort of live close by. But one of them has just gotten married & moved to the west. She needs to get a car ! Today she came up with a list of excuses.

 It’s not the cost, it’s the speed cameras, the fines, the jams, even the “baby on board” sign is annoying her . Not forgetting the bird shit…& more bird shit… so damn hard to get off the bird shit, it stains the car.......the pedestrians that walk in front of you, eyes NEVER leaving their h/p…. and how about people who sneak into the parking lot you’ve been waiting for the past 20 mins? Red lights, old people driving like snails in front. Sports cars that zoom by, weekend cars, Malaysian cars ,motor bikes ….. & more.....

OMG….….lol….