Me on steroids ???

I went to the hair salon yesterday to do some hair treatment. When my favorite stylist & friend saw me, he almost screamed. "Wow, your hair grow so fast!!! What you did? you went on steroids ???"

Goodness everyone turned to stared at me. Probably thinking I'm really on steroids. How embarrassing. FYI, I'm not ! That stuff damages you!

My hair just happens to grow fast, I don't know why. Faster than a normal person. I sort of, have to explain & loud enough for everyone to hear me, I hope. The lady beside me looked at me with envy & started talking to me. She said her hair growth is like a tortoise moving, but she does save on cutting though, as it hardly needs cutting. Then everyone came up with all kinds of methods to expedite hair growth. Sometimes I enjoy going there, it's just fun talking with everyone, even complete strangers.